Monday, June 30, 2025

227 minutes of music (less than Rossini though)

Mormolyke Press
Melissa is surprised by a herd of bighorn ewes and lambs on the side of a mountain outside of Denver, Colorado.

Melissa’s trip to Colorado to work with Kantorei last month was the literal GOAT BIGHORN SHEEP

Hello hello!

Dan: We know you have all been patiently waiting for your biannual serotonin dump, so here it is! As usual, life in the Mormolyke Press universe has been cuckoo bananas. This roundup includes nineteen (19!) new scores, seven (7!) new commercial recordings, four (4!) podcast appearances, two (2!) new book contributions, an archaeology museum announcement (!) and more. Before we get into the recap, we have some exciting office news…

New Hire: Lori!

Lori: Hi, I’m Lori, a recent high school graduate attending Hofstra University in the fall. I just started at Mormolyke Press, and I am super excited to work with Melissa and the rest of the team!

Dan: Hooray, congrats to Lori! We know she is gonna crush it at Hofstra in the fall—she’s already crushing the neverending to-do list of administrative tasks at Mormolyke Press.

Dan has commenced!

Melissa: Grease those Broad Street poles and celebrate our newest college graduate in the office!

Dan: Super excited to have completed this chapter of my life, and extremely grateful to be able to bring home a college degree as a first-generation student. My time at Temple University has been wonderful, and I couldn’t be more thrilled to stay in my favorite city in the world, Philadelphia.

(Go birds, Dallas sux)

New Choral Music Catalog

Sarah and Melissa at ACDA 2025 during the Mormolyke Press exhibitor showcase

Sarah leading and conducting our session on Melissa’s music at ACDA National in Dallas this March.
Not pictured: Sarah's career highlight of sneakily changing into a Gritty shirt in the middle of a reading session. 🧡

Dan: The official Mormolyke Press High Priestess Sarah put together this totally awesome glossy catalog featuring all of Melissa’s choral works. Colors: immaculate ✔. Choral works: categorized ✔. I couldn’t have made a better catalog myself (I’m not cool like that).

Sarah: (Catalog cover credit goes to Dan!) I'll always take an excuse to play around in InDesign, but it was especially satisfying to see the first ever MP print catalog come off the press! Our session in Dallas—"Dream, Empower, Inspire"—featured just a few of Melissa's 70+ (!!!) choral works. Updates coming soon for Fall 2025, including many selections for your consideration for Semiquincentennial programming.

Melissa: Last week I made a PDF viewer so you can flip through Sarah’s brilliant brochure—check it out at mormolyke.com/catalog (works on both a computer screen AND your cellphone OMG RESPONSIVE DESIGN SO PROUD*) ↓↓↓

The Mormolyke Press Choral Catalog PDF viewer

*NB might not work perfectly on iPhones, but I have a blood grudge against Apple so this is not my problem lol

Thanks to Matt’s much fancier coding abilities, there’s also the Discover page on my website, which will help you pick the right piece for your needs via the magic of mySQL (best career advice: marry someone who enjoys creating database-driven applications).

Dan: Run, DON’T WALK, and I mean like absolutely book it to the summer ACDA conferences for New Jersey and Pennsylvania in August, and you’ll be able to pick up your very own Fall 2025 Choral Catalog.

Melissa: Indeed, this spring edition is already out of date because of all the…

Recent Score Releases

Melissa: A few weeks ago, Sarah calculated how much music I composed/arranged last year, and the final tally came to two hundred and twenty-seven (227) minutes. On one hand: wowowow no wonder my brain is a shriveled raisin. On the other hand: did you know that Rossini averaged an opera every six months for 20 years? (Musicologists like to argue about why he withdrew from writing music after this period, hahaha ayfkm???? My #bookedandblessed bro was SICK OF WRITING MUSIC. Composing is eXhAuSTiNg and he did it literally under duress to the point where his body and mind were wrecked. I’ve been working at half his frenetic pace for a fraction of the time, and I GET IT, GIO-GIO, I GET IT.) In any case, this is why my commissions are currently closed until 2027—but if you’d like to commission me for delivery in 2027 or beyond, reach out asap to the team by e-mailing office@mormolyke.com.

Massive shout-out to Dan and Sarah for their assistance while I climbed commission mountain—On the Horizon alone involved over 500 pages of proofreading between score and parts!

I have been terrible at telling everyone about all this new music because I’ve been so busy writing it, so here at long last is an overwhelming pile of new score releases that I have as yet failed to mention in a newsletter:

On the Horizon

SATB choir, youth choir, brass quintet, piano, percussion, 45 min (also available with piano only)

Ye Winds

SATB choir and piano, 5 min

There Is a Way

SATB choir, 5 min

The Job

Mezzo-soprano and piano, 16 min

Following a Light

SATB choir, horn, string quartet and opt. piano, 14.5 min (also available with piano only)

Our Home, Our City

SATB choir, 9.5 min

The Melody of Stones

SSA choir and piano, 4 min

Gonzales Cantata and Alice Tierney arias

Solo voice and piano, 13.5 min | 10.5 min

Ode to Hope

SATB double choir, 7 min

NIN arrangements: Hurt and Right Where It Belongs

SATB double choir, 6 min | 5 min

New solo vocal arrangement of Four Poems of Nikita Gill: Me Too

Mezzo-soprano and piano, 2 min

Canticum Novum arrangements: with piano quintet or piano

SATB choir, and piano quintet, 6.5 min

New Commercial Recordings

Books

Melissa: Whaaaaat, yes, I have been featured in two new publications!!

Melissa poses with "Choral Repertoire by Women Composers" at ACDA in Dallas

Podcast Appearances

Selling Sheet Music: Melissa Dunphy on What They Don't Teach You in School

The Necessary Museum

3D rendering of the future Necessary Museum

Dan: Some extremely exciting news: the Dunphys are gonna be building a museum on the first floor of their building! For those unfamiliar with “Boghouse lore,” what have you been doing with your life!? Listen to the podcast! Ceramics, bones, and glass. So much broken glass. Countless quantities of dirty sherds just waiting to be forgotten at the bottom of Rubbermaid tubs and kitty litter buckets…

PSYCHE! We’ll be going through everything. Over the next few months, the trusty staff of Mormolyke Press will also be on archaeology duty, sorting, categorizing, and cleaning ALL of the ceramics slated to be displayed in the museum.

Matt and Melissa are in the process of emptying their bank accounts to pay architects, engineers, and contractors, and are hoping to have the Necessary Museum open in time for the semiquincentennial … bisesquicentennial … sestercentennial … uh … the USA’s 250th birthday on July 4, 2026.

Melissa: The museum is “Necessary” because (a) OMG the masses of artifacts in our home have become a fire hazard and we HAVE to get them out of our living space and into the public eye, and (b) “necessary” is an 18th-century term for a toilet—aha, see what we did there?

Longtime followers of our archaeology adventures will know that our original plan was to turn the first floor back into a theater, but since we wanted everything to be above-board, code restrictions make that idea impossible to realize (it’s a long and boring saga, but the Cliff’s Notes version is that our capacity is limited by our lack of a rear egress). I mourned the death of the theater dream for a long time, until I realized that the rear of the building could serve as workspaces for Matt and me instead. Both of us now work from home, and during business hours, we are frequently in each other’s way (both physically and sonically), so I’m apoplectic with anticipation at the prospect of enclosed rooms (f*** open-plan design, srsly, doors are good) where the Mormolyke Press crew can get rowdy without disturbing poor Matt. And while I was contemplating the 20-foot-tall ceilings on the first floor, two words floated into my brain which instantly and completely cured me of my theater-grief:

MEZZANINE.
LIBRARY.

3D rendering of Melissa's future office space with mezzanine library

As you can see from the images above, Matt has been busy creating 3D mock-ups of the museum and offices in Sketchup, and fingers crossed, we’re planning to get started on construction in the fall. In the meantime, we’re still researching and presenting our finds; back in March we joined our dear friends at the Museum of the American Revolution for a special lecture, Trash Talk Archaeology Night, and we have more appearances coming up next year.

Score Hardcopies available on Bandcamp

[Cue: poignant piano music]

Dan: Friends,

It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of our beloved filing cabinet. Crushed under the weight of Melissa’s ever-growing catalog of absolute bangers, it has finally succumbed — plummeting to the floor and destroying everything in its path. Truly a sight that would make OSHA weep.

Sad filing cabinet is sad

We tried to warn you. We asked for help. You didn’t listen.
And now… it's too late.

(Just kidding. Filing cabinets don’t die. But this one is very much NOT okay.)

You can still make things right.
Support Melissa’s composing frenzy and help us prevent a second tragic loss (the printer is looking nervous) by grabbing scores and other glorious goods on our Bandcamp page. The more hardcopies you buy, the more relief you can provide. Will you be an angel for helpless office furniture? They’re crying out for help. [Singing: You are pulled from the wreckage of your silent reverie. You’re in the arms of the angel. May you find some comfort here…]

Do it for the music.
Do it for the merch.
Do it for the memory of the filing cabinet.

Visit Bandcamp and purchase a hardcopy score in the next thirty minutes, and you’ll receive a photo of a damaged file folder suffering neglect and abuse right now—one who’s been given a second chance, thanks to you.🕯️

That’s all from us for now. If you made it to the end—wow! Thank you for putting up with this epic missive. We’ll see you next time with more updates, premieres, and probably more sheet music than we know what to do with.

—with love from Melissa and the Mormolyke Press team (and Nairobi, who loves her catfish plushie).