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Monday, October 16, 2006

No will to do anything useful


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Home Depot sent me a "FREE Do-It-Herself Workshop" pamphlet. The workshop looks incredibly retarded, containing instruction in skills such as unclogging drains, repairing walls, and "air conditioning" (ten bucks says this involves describing how to put a window unit into a window). You know, I'm pretty sure I can do it myself better than most men. Why target women this way? Why not leave gender out of it and have "DIY for novices" since that's obviously what you mean, Home Depot?

Speaking of being slightly miffed at retail outlets, Wegmans has a number of Wegmans-brand breads that contain not "high fructose corn syrup" but "corn syrup (high fructose yield)" What's this now? Are you trying to sneak hfcs past me or is this some new evil sugar?

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