- Ahahahahah! Colbert Lampoons Bush at White House Correspondents Dinner-- President Not Amused? Watch the video. Seriously the most awesome thing I've seen in a while. If Matt died, there's a good chance I would chase after Stephen Colbert. Also, I want Helen Thomas to be my grandmother.
- Welcome to Marissa's world. God, this makes me ill. Check out her super-awful website too. I can't believe she hired Hilary Duff's photographer, and all of the shots are still terrible.
- King Lear. Oh my lord. Oh my good golly lord. I think I might suddenly develop a pressing reason to be in the UK next March.
With Helen Thomas as my grandmother, my fantasy family now stands at the following:
Alan Rickman as my father
Cate Blanchett as my mother
Ian Holm and Ian McKellen as my grandfathers
Helen Thomas as my grandmother
Edit (see comments): Judi Dench as my other grandmother.
Still open are the positions of