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Sunday, October 23, 2005

I am a tiny bit drunk. Just went to Jess's Halloween party dressed in a Disney princess outfit meant for an eight-year-old.

So, I just learned something. Wonders will never cease! She still learns, even when drunk! The Colonel Bogey March was, in fact, not written by Malcolm Arnold (whom I admire greatly because I rather like his viola concerto, which I played for my A.Mus.A. exam a long time ago). The shame of ignorance! No, it was a popular tune well beforehand. Thank goodness. You know, I am so glad this has been cleared up. See, I only knew the Colonel Bogey March as "that ridiculously fucking catchy tune from Bridge Over the River Kwai," a movie that was filmed in 1957, with music composed by Malcolm Arnold. However, I am also familiar with "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball," which I figured must have been writted during WWII. With this new knowledge, the truth has finally been laid bare. And now, of course, I can't get the damn song out of my head.

Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler has something sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

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