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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

My god. Thanks to Wix for the link in his comment on my last post.

Change the Pennsylvania State Song. Sign the petition immediately. Although the chances of having a state song with the word 'queef' in it are admittedly small, there is so much of that song that rings true for me (I burst into peals of laughter on "Do you even know what a 'Wawa' is?") that I think I should do what I can.

Here's what I can make out of the lyrics. Fill-ins welcome. I'm relatively new to this state, so I can't be expected to work out everything. And also, I am the worst transcriber of lyrics in the world, and always have been.


We are cock rock
We aren't Screech (??)
We are Z-Cavaricci
We are laser-removed
Tasmanian Devil tattoos
We are third string
We are Puck
We are special people's pluck
We are the half-shirts
With irreverent spring break top ten lists

We are Munson
We are squat
We are flashing 12 o'clock
We are spread-out buttcheeks
Pulled apart so just the air leaks
We are Ishtar
We are tap
We are no right turn on red
We are the moustaches
The Beatles grew when they dropped acid

You are the heart-dotting i
In the word 'apologize'
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am a heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a Subaru that was registered in Pennsylvania
We are Zima
We are barf
We are cinder block yard art
We are Baldwin brothers
Not the good one, but the others
We are Amway
We are Shemp
We are Sir David of Brent
We are the queef after
A pornstar breaks the gangbang record

You are the heart-dotting i
In the word 'apologize'
Scribbled drunk on a postcard
Sent from somewhere volcanoes are
I am a heart with no name
Airbrushed on the license plate
Of a Subaru that was registered in Pennsylvania

Do you even know what a Wawa is? No.
Do you even know what a Wawa is?
Do you even know what a Wawa is? No.
Do you even know what a Wawa is?

I'm in a state of P-fucking-A.


Bloodhound Gang's Campaign To Change Pennsylvania's State Song
Beginning this very day, the Bloodhound Gang, via the efforts of their campaign manager Bam Margera (Viva la Bam, Jackass), will begin the process of collecting enough signatures to compel a state representative to enter a bill into the legislature. That bill will replace Eddie Khoury and Ronnie Bonner's cursed "Pennsylvania" with the Bloodhound Gang's glorious "Pennsylvania."

The Bloodhound Gang's Jimmy Pop states, "Pennsylvania sucks. Pennsylvania's current state song sucks. I can change the latter."


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