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Friday, July 15, 2005

THERE IS ANOTHER FUCKING BAT IN MY HOUSE. I was watching Law and Order: SVU and learning about CSS, when it flew in and attacked us! Well, maybe it just flew near us. Anyway, I had to shield myself with my laptop to prevent instant eye-gouging plus rabies, for sure!

It circled around and around the ceiling. At one point, I managed to throw a towel over it, but I lost it just before I got it outside, and instead of flying out the open door, it flew back into the house. We also tried Angela's trick of putting a white sheet on the ground in the hope that it would land on it, but to no avail.

Suddenly, it flew on top of a high shelf in our computer room and DISAPPEARED. Poof! Just like that. We think it may have squeezed into a small crack in the wall, which means it's either inside our wall or possibly in the neighbor's apartment. Or, possibly, it is a vampire and simply vanished into thin air in that special way vampires do.
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