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=-= Mode #ETS +o Mormolyke by perchee
<Mormolyke> THERE IS A FUCKING BAT IN OUR BEDROOM
<Mormolyke> WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO!?!?!
<HeywoodJablome> a bat?!
=-= HeywoodJablome is now known as anita
<Mormolyke> IT'S A FUCKING BAT OH MY GOD
<anita> Dude, you have a bat in your room.
<anita> Is it flying around?
<Mormolyke> IT KEEPS FLYING AT US
<Mormolyke> OH MY GOD
<Mormolyke> IT WOKE US UP WITH ITS CRASY CHIRPING
<anita> um, wow, how... uh... can you open a window?
<Mormolyke> DO THEY BITE!?!?
<Mormolyke> Shit, I wish this was Australia. I know how to deal with flying foxes
<Mormolyke> But this thing is tiny ... and CARNIVOROUS
<anita> I don't think it's a carnivorous bat.
<anita> It's probably pretty harmless. Unless it flew from South America or something.
<anita> Well, maybe carnivorous, but you're too big to eat.
<anita> IT'S NOT A VAMPIRE BAT
<Mormolyke> It is at the window! Every time we go to open it, it flies in our faces!!
<Mormolyke> OK, we got one window open
<Mormolyke> but it's showing no signs of going out. It's just sitting there.
<Mormolyke> Upside down.
<Mormolyke> Like a bat.
<Mormolyke> WHAT IF IT HAS RABIES!??!?!
<anita> One North American little brown bat can devour as many as 1,200 mosquito sized insects in only an hour
<anita> Um, get rabies shots? Are there rabies shots? I'm so confused right now.
<perchee> is it still in the bedroom?
<nympholept> passes morm a cricket bat
<anita> NO! Don't hurt it, unless it tries biting.
<anita> er... towel? blanket? cover it up, and throw it out the window?
<nympholept> pee on it, they hate taht
<nympholept> that sounds sensible
<anita> Ugh, the day I decide to leave the apartment, and it's raining.
<anita> Maybe that's why the bat came in - to find a dry place.
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nympholept releases a bat at kleptonin
<kleptonin> THERE IS A FUCKING BAT IN MY BEDROOM .. IT KEEPS FLYING AT ME .. OH MY GOD
<perchee> its good to piss on bat but it depends what you ate/drank last nite
<perchee> i had a spicy sauce with.. lots of spicy things..
=-= nympholept; is now known as batolept
<perchee> pisses on bat with a spiced piss
<batolept> cups hands
<kleptonin> i just washed my hair with AUSSIE brand shampoo. it smells of barbies and dags. also, dunnies
<Mormolyke> I AM NO LONGER AFRAID OF BATS!!
<Mormolyke> I rescued it with a towel and put it outside
<Mormolyke> and sat next to it as it licked the wet grass
<Mormolyke> for about five minutes
<Mormolyke> And then it got up and flew away
<Mormolyke> It was kind of sweet
<kleptonin> did u tak pictur
<batolept> you should have kept it as a pet
kleptonin soils the carpet
<kleptonin> oh, me!
batolept puts kleptonin in a cage
<Mormolyke> Bats are very clever
<Mormolyke> When they are threatened they fly right at the face
<kleptonin> see the kleptonin in the cage that you built
<Mormolyke> so you have to close your eyes
<Mormolyke> and then when you open your eyes, it is gone
<batolept> but there is blood on your face
<Mormolyke> That is why they are so clever.
<Mormolyke> When I got it outside, it was like a crippled mouse
<Mormolyke> I felt bad for it
<Mormolyke> and it was so thirsty