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Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Went to the doctor. I'm now on Bactrim, which is just grand, because the sun is currently blasting the Pennsylvanian landscape with scorching, blinding deathrays. If I so much as walk past an undraped window, I'll turn red as a lobster (as I learned last year during Midsummer bump-in when I was on Bactrim for the exact same reason). And yes, the doctor who fixed me up with it says there may well be some slight, revolting, and unlucky problem with my urethra, but that there's nothing I can really do about it aside from chaining myself to bottles of cranberry juice for the rest of my life.

GOD HATES WOMEN.
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