- Rumsfeld's War: Interview with Paul Van Riper
- While a teenager, future First Lady Laura Bush caused the death of a classmate in a car accident: true
- Possible explanation of why there is a higher number of Americans who cannot understand sarcasm than in any other nationality I've encountered. Also explains why so many Americans are pathologically unempathic. Someone should do a nationwide survey of the right frontal lobe. Perhaps some fertile person stepped off the Mayflower with a genetic predisposition to a shrunken RFL (just as I postulate that there must have been some freakish pilgrim on the Mayflower with a fucking enormous chin).
On this last point, I made the Dean's List again.