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Thursday, April 21, 2005

I spent the last five minutes writing these haiku on ETS about the most odious puling fundamentalist Christian currently on the board. I don't know if anyone else finds them amusing, but I managed to crack myself up.

Rolls of Christian fat
Shake like Jello about my
Fundie thunder thighs

Flimsy arguments
How shall I beat back my foes?
Make words bold and red

As they hit the keys
Dancing like my flawed logic
Fingers smell like cunt

I am so alone
I know the true way to God
Persecute me please

Have I found a friend?
I lean closer, watering
My tongue finds his fly

Born-again nutjob
How sad the realization
No one likes you here
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