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Friday, March 04, 2005

MY ASS IS GETTING SMALLER EVERY DAY-AY-AY-AY-AY, AND THAT'S OK!

Actually, it isn't (my ass, that is - it's kind of rounder thanks to all the horse stance and kicking), but I've been singing variations on that line since yesterday when I came home from Spanish class after getting 1.25 hours sleep the night before. I was loopy. I nearly crashed my car pulling out of Wendy's because I didn't see an SUV that was right in front of me.

Note to self: pulling all-nighters during the week is more difficult when required to do it twice every weekend for a living.

MY DICK IS GETTING SMALLER EVERY DAY-AY-AY-AY-AY ...

It sure is fun, though. I giggled myself to sleep. And then I dreamed that I saw Nine Inch Nails in concert. Trent Reznor spent a lot of time giggling as though he were sleep-deprived, and he had incredible bulging biceps. I remarked to myself, "Good lord, they are much bigger in person than they are even in his pictures." Seriously, the guy had Arnold arms.

GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING (DENENENE NEH NEH!)
HEAD OUT ON THE HIGHWAY! (DENENENE NEH NEH!)
MY WORLD IS GETTING SMALLER (DENENENE NEH NEH!)
EVERY DAY AND THAT'S OK! (DENENENE NEH NEH!)

There is a thread somewhere on ETS in which people have proclaimed they can't see the masturbation references in Getting Smaller. Let's examine a section of the lyrics, shall we?

I think I'm losing my grip,
but I can still make a fist,
You know I still got my one good arm
that I can beat, uhhnn, that I can beat myself up with.

(Actually, I think the penultimate word in this extract might even be "off," but I suppose that's debatable until official word has been received.)

What on earth are these people missing? What's not to see?

Note the slippery grip, the fist, the single good arm, the beating:


Wow. Click on that animated wanking GIF for an entire website full of them! You know you want to. Not only are there pages and pages of home-made masturbation clips, but you can read easy instructions on how to make them yourself, and explore some of the history of animated GIFs in general! God be praised!
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