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Sunday, October 03, 2004

Penis Panics

At a work party on Friday night, I played around with an original Parker Bros Ouija Board. I probably should never have touched it, given my friends' experiences with them and considering I have always vowed to steer clear of them. In any case, the planchette moved around a fair bit while Brad and I rested our fingertips on it. I can only vouch for my own complete honesty. When asked who would win the presidential election, it went to "J." When asked if I would stay in Pennsylvania for the next ten years, it answered "No." When asked which city or state I would move to, it stopped in a blank spot. Maybe I'm going to die in the next ten years.
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